Darling, do you finally believe them now that I have a SQUARE JAW, FLAT BROKEN NOSE,
ANY LENGHT FROM 5'10” - 6”, PODGY, Looks like any of a 15 member Rugby Team (make
your pick!) , WORE 5 DIFFERENT BOARD SHORTS AT THE SAME TIME (in 2m KINGTIDE waves)
in between hundreds of people, BETWEEN THE FLAGS, WITHOUT LEAVING THE SEA, CAN NOT
FIT IN THE BACK SEAT OF A TOYOTA CAMRY WITH REGO NUMBER 800GUG
Johannes Petrus Pretorius
The Truth:
Thin sharp jaw
Aristocrat high straight nose, never been broken
6’4”
Slim and skinny, never been podgy!
Rugby Player? 15 players?, each with a different build? - ha - HA
Wore GREEN board shorts and not (Blue, black, no yellow V strip at back, not yellownoranyothercolour mentioned)
If it was true what was insinuated, then that will still be true - Happy to get any
media camera to test me! NO PROBLEM TO FIT IN ANY CAR’S BACKSEAT